nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

"This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this."

Harry Potter, Order of the Phoenix

Read more of Harry’s sassiness on our quotes page.

(via mugglenet)
captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have
this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have

this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

drake & josh
  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
lanasblunt:

sailorallie:

kingofconeyisland:

Big Boobs McGee


Is that lady gaga

No, it’s Big Boobs McGee

lanasblunt:

sailorallie:

kingofconeyisland:

Big Boobs McGee

Is that lady gaga

No, it’s Big Boobs McGee

tagged → #tits McGee #akq chole

imagineyouricon:

Imagine the dashboard of your icon’s tumblr

Why does school happen this early

donatellosandkerrits:

equestrianchicpoverty:

trot-diagonal:

equinebraniac:

bury-me-in-breeches:

sitting—trot:

Shetlands, am I right?

sass

this is the naughtiest pony I’ve seen on youtube :’) 

me if i was a horse

'oh no sorry kid but this is PRIME rolling real estate. off you go'

crowley-is-moriarty-is-a-dalek:

books-are-my-entire-life:

So I’m reading a Doctor Who book, Only Human. And Jack is in it. They were in a situation and needed a distraction so:

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and I was just like “Oh you

and then

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of course. buT THEN THIS

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DOCTOR. 

THEN HE GRABBED WHAT