highschoolmusicool:

in greek today someone got a text and it was the kim possible ring tone and this girl turned around and said ‘what’s the sitch’ and the prof had to sush everyone for a minute and a half

boyirl:

Eliza Bennett - A woman’s work is never done, 2011Using my own hand as a base material, I considered it a canvas upon which I stitched into the top layer of skin using thread to create the appearance of an incredibly work worn hand. By using the technique of embroidery, traditionally employed to represent femininity and applying it to the expression of it’s opposite, I hope to challenge the pre-conceived notion that ‘women’s work’ is light and easy. Aiming to represent the effects of hard work arising from employment in low paid ancillary jobs such as cleaning, caring, and catering, all traditionally considered to be ‘women’s work’.

boyirl:

Eliza Bennett - A woman’s work is never done, 2011

Using my own hand as a base material, I considered it a canvas upon which I stitched into the top layer of skin using thread to create the appearance of an incredibly work worn hand. By using the technique of embroidery, traditionally employed to represent femininity and applying it to the expression of it’s opposite, I hope to challenge the pre-conceived notion that ‘women’s work’ is light and easy. Aiming to represent the effects of hard work arising from employment in low paid ancillary jobs such as cleaning, caring, and catering, all traditionally considered to be ‘women’s work’.

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

ledaclones:

it’s the scottish independence referendum tomorrow

or as i like to call it

the great british break off

did-you-kno:

When Zach Galifianakis was a struggling actor he befriended an elderly woman who lived and worked at his local laundromat. Once he became successful, he got her an apartment, paid her rent and utilities, and took her to movie premieres. Source

did-you-kno:

When Zach Galifianakis was a struggling actor he befriended an elderly woman who lived and worked at his local laundromat. Once he became successful, he got her an apartment, paid her rent and utilities, and took her to movie premieres. Source

andbrittlebones:

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

sexioto:

tumblrs message system is a bit like messenger pigeons only they’re chickens and you just kind of throw them in the direction of the recipient and hope they find their way

nialllhoran:

WHY ARE PHONES GETTING BIGGER WHEN GIRLS STILL BARELY HAVE POCKETS IN THEIR PANTS

sc-stateofmind:

i text really fast and always send like 4 messages in a row so if you ever decide to text me you’re going to have to deal with that 

misha-the-overlord:

norsegodsandfallenangels:

gobletoffirecrotch:

folie-a-who:

folie-a-who:

there’s a special place in hell for people who worship satan

no seriously they probably get the penthouse suite and have sleepovers with him

And bubble baths 

image

ok seriously what DON’T we have a gif of mark pellegrino doing

sam

outofcontextdnd:

Our fighter when confronting a Kobold: *yells in Gaelic* “You are washing machine!”

Our DM: “The Kobold is now slightly confused, given that washing machines have not been invented yet.

  • my dog: heavy sigh
  • me: same

waitrose:

it still mildly trips me out to think that most of the world only uses two pins in electrical plugs like that’s so incredibly dangerous

rydenarmani:

i need to know how this story ends