- Stannis turned to study him. Beneath his heavy brow were eyes like bottomless blue pools. (ASOS)
- Stannis studied him with those dark blue eyes. (ASOS)
- The king’s eyes were blue bruises, sunk deep in a hollow face. (ADWD)
wow jon that sure is a lot of times to note a platonic almost-stranger’s eye color
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP
AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THAT!!!!!! KICK THEM IN THE JUNK!!!!!! WHATEVER JUNK THEY HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICK ‘EM REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!
It’s also not bad to be heterosexual, male, white, abled, or born to affluence or influence. You have no control over the circumstance of your birth. It’s what you do with what you have that matters.
THANK YOU FRIEND I LIKE YOUR WORDS
do not put minty gum on your nipple!!!! i repeat do noT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLe
why not? i want to try it
DO NOT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE SATAN LICKING YOUR NIPPLE THEN A DRAGON BREATHING FIRE ON IT
i wanna put minty gum on my nipple
Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
I will never stop my assault on tumblr and feminism
You will never silence the voice of men, never.
You can not gain equality unless you give it.
Ps? Getting kicked in the testicles is scientifically more painful than giving birth. So you can fuck yourselves.
I will never give up until every tumblr feminist is gone, withering away in the dirt. The egalitarian master race sends their regards.
Feminism is outdated.
Guys look fresh men tears
What fucking idiot thinks getting kicked there hurts more than birth? Does he not know birth can last fucking DAYS? And your fucking bone structure temporarily changes?? I get that getting kicked there hurts like hell, but it is NOT any where near worse than labor. Fuck off MRA dickbags.
i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass
the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what
I Kind Of Want To Change My URL but I Am Attached To The One I Have: An Autobiography
"bisexuals have straight passing privilege"
did you mean bi erasure ?
having people constantly assume im straight or gay based on who im dating or how I dress isn’t a privilege. it’s degrading and ignorant.
100% fool proof way of catching hannibal lecter is in his shopping receipts
You eat an awful lot of meat for somebody who doesn’t yknow
astronomer!dean finding a new cluster of stars and becoming fascinated with a certain blue one that outshines the others
astronomer!dean becoming freaked out when the star suddenly disappears one night, and frantically trying to search for it with his telescope until he hears a knock at the door
astronomer!dean opening his door to find a man with wild hair as black as the night and eyes bright with the same color as the star
do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you